Tyson Hot Wings

As much as I like going out to try wings from different places, sometimes I just wanna stay home and say fuck it. For times like these, frozen wings are a mans best friend. Out of all the choices for wings at your local wally world, one brand stands out. Arkansas's own, Tyson Food. These assholes know what they're doing when it comes to chicken, and at 7 bucks for a bag of about 25 wings, they also know how to move product.
The wings are fairly simple to make, you simply place however many one desires on a baking pan, set the oven to 400, and cook for about 18 minutes, flipping them once at the halfway point. Me personally, I like mine a little extra crispy, so I leave them for about 10 minutes on each side. The wings themselves are fairly good size, probably about as large as you could find in most restaurants, without skimping on the meat. The sauce does a good job at separating the taste from the heat; that is, it doesn't taste "hot" like other hot wing sauces. That's not to say that these little suckers aren't hot, they have a fairly decent kick to them that sets in after about 3 or 4 seconds. So if you don't like hot/spicy/whatever, I wouldn't recommend them. Pussy.
I eat the Tyson hot wings probably about 3 times a week(I'm kind of a health nut). I can't help it. Now that Hidden Valley makes the individual ranch cups, it's just as good as eating wings at wherever else your faggot ass eats wings. A little hint, parmesan cheese on top...it's not gonna get any better. EAT THEM.