Slim Chickens

For those who haven't been down Salem recently(myself included), you probably haven't noticed the newly established restaurant, Slim Chickens. As one might guess, their specialty is chicken, whether it be chicken tenders, wings, etc. Each meal also comes with fries, and Texas Toast. Having been to the Fayetteville location before, I sort of knew what to expect (even though the Fayetteville one serves beer).

I ordered the 10 piece wing meal, with the mild sauce. They have several sauces to choose from, and I plan on working my way from the bottom (mild) to the top. The wings were fairly good. They were rather small, and the sauce, as with most wing places, focused to much on the heat rather than the actual taste. And oh ya...they only gave me 9 wings, I didn't realize this until I was already done unfortunately. Bastards. So fuck you Slim Chickens. Your food is exceptionally mediocre, and most of your patrons are probably well into their AARP memberships. Will I eat there again? Probably. I'm willing to let it slide this time, as you are fairly new, and not everyone nails it on the first go around. Consider yourself on probation.

Up next, either Bear's Den, or the frozen Tyson wings, whichever comes first.